thesherrinfordfacility:

thesherrinfordfacility:

thing is - and hear me out - if s3 does by any minute chance incorporate any suggestion of a sex scene, it is imperative for me that they commit to the bit. i need crowley to nearly topple over trying to get out of his jeans, i need aziraphale to complain that they cant do anything downstairs because that would be scandalous, and i need them to trip over going up the stairs because they keep getting distracted. i need one of them to accidentally get an elbow to the face, i need them to have a long forgotten book digging into one of their backs, and aziraphale is horrified when crowley launches it across the room, and i need there to be hard cut to whickber street having a huge power surge, lines sparking, all the power going out, and every car alarm in a 2-mile radius start screaming, i don’t need it to be explicit or overly romantic but i do need it to be fucking funny

#DoItForMichaelSheen

greelin:

i really do love “they put their whole pussy into this” because that really is the only way to describe things sometimes. there really are things out there that are so good it is clear that they were putting their whole pussy into it during the creation process. like art. and strawberry lemonade. many such cases

zegalba:

Undercover: ‘GuruGuru’ autumn/winter 2006 Designed By: Jun Takahashi

katyperrykilled2nuns:

pika-memes:

Satanic manufacturing cannot appear in the realm of god

disturbedlolita:

i just read something so hot that i actually hurt myself a bit when my hand involuntarily closed on my leg. ouchie. i need to trim my nails.

photon2323:

sightofsea:

sightofsea:

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it’s devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

fuddlyduddly:

roach-works:

loremipsumflotsamandjetsam:

raccooninapartyhat:

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet

demolitionwizards666:

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

ladybokatankryze:

Crowley can speak every language on Earth but he is most fluent in the language of sass and tomfoolery

hausmakes:

Good Omens Wallpaper

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Which would you say you relate to most?

I see more real people with my name than fictional characters with my name.

I see more fictional characters with my name than real people with my name.

My name is equally common in fiction and real life.

My name is very uncommon so I don’t encounter it in fiction or in real life.

Show results.

I’m really curious if any of you would like to add the “whys” in the comments!

Maybe the media you consume is not from the same origin as your name, or maybe you were named after a well-known fictional character, etc.

balkanbitch:

I really hope the entire soundtrack of the Percy Jackson show is entirely made up from songs from the late 2000s to the early 2010s

skullsandbubbles: